Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum announced earlier today that they plan to unveil a statue of the late American heiress and former model Anna Nicole Smith. According to the museum’s spokesperson Audrey Turner, artists are currently working on a wax statue of Smith, that will possibly be completed by July, 2007.  “For us it is an honor to compose a wax statue of a celebrity of the magnitude of Anna Nicole, who has influenced so many women around the World”.
Madame Tussaud’s staff decided to go with a thin Anna Nicole, as she looked after her TrimSpa diet. They mentioned that it was better to remember Anna Nicole in a dignified manner, without the weight.
 

Former Playboy playmate Smith, died suddenly on February 8^th, 2007, from an accidental overdose of chloral hydrate, methadone, ecstasy, viagra, steroids and a few other pills. Her infant daughter, Danielynn Smith, was born on September 7^th, 2006 in Nassau, Bahamas.  DNA tests have shown that the father is photojournalist Larry Birkhead.
Among the many possible fathers for Danielynn were Howard K. Stern, J.Howard Marshall’s frozen sperm tadpoles, Colin Farrell (again!), Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bobo the clown, Gary Coleman and the Churches chicken-man from downtown Nassau.
Any news relating to the former model and legal disputes over her estate, have taken attention away from non-important, trivial news like deaths in Iraq, China take-over scares, non-existent global warming and silly news about a levee in New Orleans.

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