06.16.07

Abnormal Psychiatrist

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Abnormal Psychiatrist
The “AP” answers all your concerns about love, money, health, sex, etcetera.

Dear AP,

I have a Chihuahua called Bambi, which is the love of my life. Problem is she barks too much. Whenever, I’m having sex with my boyfriend, she starts a sharp howl as if she were in agony. When I’m not home, she barks like crazy, and is a nuisance to neighbors.
When I’m there she runs around like crazy non-stop, like’s she on ecstasy. What do I do????
Dog-gone,

Dear Dog-gone,

We advise you to administer ADHD to your Chihuahua. Animals are like kids and need a lot of love and patience. If the ADHD fails, try Prozac. If you’re interested I know a dog hypnotist, much cheaper than that guy on cable. Regarding her howls when you’re having sex, it’s probably Bambi’s way of attracting attention. You howl louder, show her who’s in charge.

AP

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