06.16.07

Paris Hilton took Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu lessons for prison protection

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Paris Hilton took Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu lessons for prison protection

Dis-Associated Press
7:00 p.m. PT June 10th, 2007
LOS ANGELES, CA

Heiress and celebutante Paris Hilton, took intensive Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu lessons for personal protection purposes, while she is incarcerated. A source close to the family has indicated that Paris was terrified of the large butch lesbian prisoners she would encounter at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Linwood, California. Hilton allegedly hired Royce Gracie, former UFC champion, to show her the basics of Brazilain Jiu-Jitsu.
Gracie has confirmed this: “Paris was a very good student. Since she is skinny and scrawny, and wouldn’t hold her own wrestling, I showed her techniques on how to grab an opponents limbs and break them if necessary or force a tap out”.
Gracie did not confirm any rumors of an affair between him and the heiress.
After being freed by Los Angeles Sheriff Lee Baca, Judge Michael Sauer, in a decision acclaimed by the public, sent Hilton to the Twin Towers Correctional Facility, to serve the remainder of her 45 day sentence. According to insiders, Judge Sauer received an offer from the Hilton family of a $ 1’000.000 campaign donation, if he let Paris go free. The Honorable Judge Sauer said “3 mil or nothing”, to this request.
In an additional note, Paris Hilton was given a chastity belt, to wear for her protection during jail showers, according to an insider. The chastity belt, designed in Germany, weighs 10 pounds and is made of steel and titanium. Said the insider, “Even though Paris lost her chastity decades ago, the belt will avoid forceful entry”.

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