03.19.08
Did any of you see “Kristen”?
Well, Eliot Spitzer, former New York governor, fucked up royally. First, it’s bad to cheat on your wife (and his wife isn’t bad looking either). Second, if you hire a prostitute’s services, try to pay in cash, not with a credit card which has your name on it. Don’t leave a paper trail. Third, make sure you don’t have any enemies. Spitzer had several, and in Wall Street of all places. Which means his enemies had major money. But man, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, the call girl identified as “Kristen”, is SUPER HOT. Didn’t anyone see those pictures of her sitting on that boat wearing a white bikini? Some asswipes on msn were commenting that she looked like a retarded girl (?). Those dumb-asses wish they could bang a chick like that. Well, now we know that they cost $4000 in New York courtesy of The Emperors Club. In Miami, those high class hookers are probably half the price. Then again, Spitzer had her for the weekend., and he was a regular client, which means he got a wholesale discount. Would’ve been a great deal if he hadn’t lost the governorship. Atleast he can say he banged a 10 woman. To get one of those hotties for free, you have to be a high profile guy. Either a millionaire, businessman, lawyer, actor, athlete, intellectual or celebrity of some sort. John F. Kennedy, Arthur Miller and Joe DiMaggio al had one thing in common: they all had Marilyn Monroe as a lover or spouse. A President, a dramatist and a baseball player. Marilyn only went for high profile men. You know what, let me go finish writing my first novel….
