03.22.08
Posted in , Politics at 7:58 am by Administrator
Well March 19th rolled around, and all the anti-war groups marched and protested and commemorated another grim anniversary of Bush’s ill-fated expedition to liberate Iraq….. Wait, I mean to civilize Iraq….No fuck, it was to search for weapons of mass destruction…some shit like that…To hunt Osama Bin Laden….No, shit, wait, he’s in Afghanistan…Does the Bush administration even remember him? Does the media? hummmm.
Well, I was never opposed to the invasion of Afghanistan, since the Taliban were in power and they were hiding Bin Laden. Actually, I had wanted somebody to do something when the Taliban destroyed these beautiful Buddhist statues, supposedly beacuse they offended Islam. Then, we invaded, but Bush ordered the troops to stop looking for Bin Laden. It was better to let the tribesmen who admire bin Laden, to go hunt for him. Then, all the attention was placed on Iraq and Saddam. And we invaded them. While the nation was divided, the World turned against us. I was pissed because Bin Laden was forgotten and all of a sudden all our resources were being put into this odd endeavor. Yeah, Saddam was a tyrant, but we’ve been friends with several tyrants, like Francisco Franco, Stalin during WW II, Augusto Pinochet, and the current Chinese regime. And atleast his government was secular, unlike Iran where everyone follows the orders of the Ayatollahs. After discovering zero WMDs, capturing and executing Saddam, wasn’t it time to leave? Didn’t we already win? But then, it’s Iraqi freedom. We must help them pacify the country and Fallujah and the Sunni Triangle. Then, Muqtada Al-Sadr (whose father was killed by Saddam) ordeers his militia to attack our troops. Great way of saying thank you, mother fucker. Then Al-Qaeda re-appears. Then the Kurds start fighting the Turks. Three months turn into 5 years. Why don’t we send Tommy Franks to trial, he planned this military operation fiasco.
And finally, even though we took the Iraqi oil.. Oil prices are skyrocketing… I mean.. what the fuck!! We have no more strong allies in the World (we’re even losing Poland). Our next president has to be a combination of Lincoln, Roosevelt and Washington in order to fix the quagmire left by Bush. Ironically, during the 90s, people thought the new millenium was going to go through smooth. Wishful thinking.
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03.19.08
Posted in , Politics at 4:36 am by Administrator
Well, Eliot Spitzer, former New York governor, fucked up royally. First, it’s bad to cheat on your wife (and his wife isn’t bad looking either). Second, if you hire a prostitute’s services, try to pay in cash, not with a credit card which has your name on it. Don’t leave a paper trail. Third, make sure you don’t have any enemies. Spitzer had several, and in Wall Street of all places. Which means his enemies had major money. But man, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, the call girl identified as “Kristen”, is SUPER HOT. Didn’t anyone see those pictures of her sitting on that boat wearing a white bikini? Some asswipes on msn were commenting that she looked like a retarded girl (?). Those dumb-asses wish they could bang a chick like that. Well, now we know that they cost $4000 in New York courtesy of The Emperors Club. In Miami, those high class hookers are probably half the price. Then again, Spitzer had her for the weekend., and he was a regular client, which means he got a wholesale discount. Would’ve been a great deal if he hadn’t lost the governorship. Atleast he can say he banged a 10 woman. To get one of those hotties for free, you have to be a high profile guy. Either a millionaire, businessman, lawyer, actor, athlete, intellectual or celebrity of some sort. John F. Kennedy, Arthur Miller and Joe DiMaggio al had one thing in common: they all had Marilyn Monroe as a lover or spouse. A President, a dramatist and a baseball player. Marilyn only went for high profile men. You know what, let me go finish writing my first novel….
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03.16.08
Posted in , Politics at 1:08 am by Administrator
Well, Eliot Spitzer, Governor of New York paid close to $4000 to spend time with a hooker and now he had to resign before the Republicans hanged him. While I’m not condoning, his behavior, first cheating and then, he’s a governor. The question is: should we even care? It’s not like he’s the first politician to be caught with hookers. Besides, most politicians bang a lot of women who ain’t their wives and screw over the public on a daily basis. At least the hookers get paid. What does the public get?….Shit.
Good old John Kennedy banged Marilyn Monroe, then tossed her to Bobby. Bush the Elder banged his secretary for several years. Warren Harding fathered a child illegimately with a woman who wasn’t his wife. Bill Clinton gave new meaning to love stains (I still maintain he could’ve done better than Monica). And religious guys don’t do better. That Ted Haggard reverend who advises Bush II was taking it up the ass from a male escort. Jimmy Swaggart and Tammy Faye’s husband also cheated.
But what outrages me is that Spitzer was forced to resign over this issue, and nobody has introduced articles of impeachment against Bush despite the Iraq war and several high profile scandals.
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03.11.08
Posted in , Politics at 5:08 am by Administrator
So there I was at the FIU ballroom. I had infiltrated myself into this Rudy Giuliani rally in late January, right before the Florida primary. If you haven’t been hiding in a cave, you’ll know Giuliani ended in 3rd and had to quit. What was it? $18.000.000 invested in campaigning and only like 2 electoral votes. What a jackass, just donate it to the poor. I could use 10 grand to pay school loans.
Well, anyway, I’m there and all the people are cheering like bananas. Good ol’ Rudy is promising to fight to the end, (like I give a rhino’s ass if he does, I’m going for Hillary). The student president is a republican and that’s the reason they bought him there. The place is packed with Cubans, 1st and 2nd generation. Then all of the sudden, Rudy (such a gay name) says that if he is elected, everyone will spend the Christmas in….drum roll…..CUBA !!
But wait a minute, what about the devilish bearded dictator and his entourage. Are you saying..you’re going to invade Cuba?? Because even if Castro croaks, I don’t see commies leaving voluntarily. And the worst thing is, that the people instead of saying: “Stop bullshitting, you’re not going to invade shit!”, instead, they all cheer and clap.
While I don’t favor reatrdicans nor commies (to me, they’re all the same), I must admit the rhetoric makes me laugh.
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